Will Ferrell's Sexy Hot Tan Sunscreen Benefiting Cancer for College
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Will Ferrell's Sexy Hot Tan Sunscreen Benefiting Cancer for College Details
Manufacturer: Cancer for CollegeBrand: Cancer for College
Product features:
- PABA Free - Alcohol Free - Mineral Oil Free - Fragrance Free
- UVA/UVB broadspectrum protection. Non-greasy. Light sport formula doesn't leave greasy residue.
- Designed for an active lifestyle. Aloe and Vitamin E enriched. Hypoallergenic.
- Active Ingredients: Homosalate 8%, Ozybenzone 5%, Octisalate 4%, Avobenzone 3%, Octocrylene 2.4%
Product reviews of Will Ferrell's Sexy Hot Tan Sunscreen Benefiting Cancer for College
Review: Can't Stop Getting Sun
Beauty product: 5 Stars
At first shake of the bottle, I could tell immediately that this was no ordinary sunscreen. Me thinks the virile essence of the celebrity, Will Ferrell, magically seeped through the plastic skin to enhance the contents within. The packaging offers a nice firm squirt of liquid without very little remnant left around the bottle cap so I have to say the dispensing of this liquid is a delight in itself.
The texture is much lighter than anticipated. After studying the glowing frame of Will Ferrell on the near-pornographic label, I expected the liquid to also carry with it a similar heft, similar to an anvil. Instead, I was taken aback when I could not only hold the weight of a quarter-sized portion of sunscreen in one hand, but still had the stamina to shift the "suntan lotion" around my palm with my thumb. The texture - smooth and creamy as if it were dug up from an underground layer of marshmellow patches and white rabbit carcasses. (I say 'white' rabbit because we all know the coarse nature of a brown or, dear God, 'mixed' or 'spotted' colored bunny's pelt.)
Much like a fine cognac, this lotion has a beautiful bouquet of aged oak, cinnamon, palm trees, ocean spray raspberry fruit juice, and beach sweat. I can only hope they extracted the strong, pungent smell of beach volleyball sweat from the fine actor representing this bottle. To think they would have used the sweat of a lesser man, Dermot Mulroney or Dylan McDermott for instance, would leave me in tears.
In use, this product does what it claims to do... protects you from the harmful UV rays of the sun and prevents you from achieving any semblance of a tan. Rumors that it attracts mythological creatures such as Griffons and the like are probably untrue. I didn't see more than one minotaur since I've been wearing this sunscreen - and I apply it generously to my bodice every day, even if I am staying indoors. And come to think of it, the one minotaur I did see could have been the Schwan's foodservice delivery guy.
I highly recommend this sunscreen to anyone looking to be safe, pale, and sought-after.
Description of Will Ferrell's Sexy Hot Tan Sunscreen Benefiting Cancer for College
Are you Sexy? Are You Hot? Then who wouldnt want a sexy, hot tan? This sunscreen is made with our very own streaking strength formula plus one. All of our sunscreen products come in 6 oz bottles and are 30 SPF and provide UVA/UVB broad spectrum protection. 100% of the proceeds from sales go to the Cancer for College Scholarship FundSun Protection
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